The following description of Helen Shao was written by the students of 2023 after some detailed scientific observations and logical inferences:

Hellooo!!! I’m Helen Shao. I’m a former UCLA graduate. I’m (not) Jewish, have 2 daughters, Penny and Chloe. I’m famous in the Bay Area and was featured in a magazine. I like summer and am on the 7th chapter of my life. I take amazing pictures of LA and dumplings. I prefer taking pictures on a camera over a phone any day. I love being sarcastic and my love language is making jokes with my students. STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS KIDZ!